Lifesavers for Latasha

You’re too young to be sick.

You don’t look sick to me.

You barely walked and you’re out of breath. Maybe you need to exercise or lose some weight.

You’re too young to be handicapped.

I don’t see anything wrong with you. You don’t need to park in a handicap spot.

Stop being lazy. Use the stairs to go up to the second or third floor.

You always say you’re tired. Well, I’m tired, too.

You’re too young to have a pacemaker.

You can’t pick that up/carry that? That’s not even heavy.

Most of the teachers at this school do not take sick days. I hope you figure out what’s going on with you, because you’ve been taking a lot of sick days.

When are you going to have kids of your own? Don’t you want kids?